I love you as a sub

Seriously, what is it with people asking me a question, and arguing about my response? If you'll only accept one kind of answer, you need to specify. "What should I have for dinner, Mac & Cheese or Mac & Cheese?" Don't say "Mac & Cheese or Pizza?" if you've got your heart set on one.

False Hope Fortune Cookie

Screw you, someone who thinks they're cupid and thinks up fortunes. You do more damage than When Harry Met Sally.