Plans for the future

It is starting to become apparent to me that many of my friends may soon move away. I may be left alone with no job and no one to speak of (I mean, I know my parents aren't moving anywhere, but that's besides the point). So I decided that if in 7 years or so, if I'm not doing anything I'm happy about, I will either, a. Move to Montreal and / or b. get a pet sloth.

Look at those arms for hugging!!

Touch Buddies

I was thinking recently that instead of the hookup friend that has become so popular in our society, what I really want is a touch buddy, someone to hold my hand, stroke my arm, and pet my hair. I shared this with a friend who confided that she had begun to feel that way right before she dated [insert name of regretted ex here]. Should I take this as a bad sign?